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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4SLSlSmW74

But we came to bury Caesar, not to praise him

Interesting little evening. I started out slow in game 1, but those who said so lived to regret their lies! Double Tin Man on you, LJ! The nubs were flubs on this day. Performances like this will not win you any votes for Point Guard of the Year.

OJ lost a few letters in the alphabet early on, and played as DJ, or Dashboard Jesus--his game was small. But he rallied in due time to bring a lot of games out of serious defecits.

Attorney Scott exemplifies the never say die attitude. Except for some times, you should! He had me about 70% on serves over the middle, but he still has the cheap date game syndrome--after 4 beers, he's yours!

Ford's hitting, as always, was tough. He's stolen TJ's pirouette. Fielding still an issue. Let me add one more. Get up out of the water as fast as you can with your hands up. A couple of times this didn't happen & the play was sitll alive--not every hit is going down!

When the sun goes down, the moon comes up. Death by moonball is one of the worst ways to go. Birthday girl Jessica is still addicted to show time and his new signature sky hook spike that leaves very little margin for error on the pass if you expect him to get it in.

We got lots of hitters, but, to quote a Chiefism: "If the set ain't pretty, big man looking shitty." Or the Hallmark version: "A set of beauty is a joy forever."

I spent most of the night playing small ball--was anyone on my team even 6'??? But that did mean I played with a bunch of point guardin play callin fools. And we did OK.

Just a couple of notes--no reason to be blowing 6+ point leads. I detected some "fluffer" mentality out there, and the people we're playing against are too good for that. Kick my ass and I'll accept it. Toy with me, and I'll be pissed.

Not every play has to go as called or drawn up, but dammit, this late in the season, how about more than 1 in 10!? Teams that recognize and exploit their matchups are going to win more often than not.

And let's look at the hitter's credo, "Just because I miss one doesn't mean you stop giving me the ball." Does this apply to everyone? Because I missed a couple in the back corner... I realize "2 to Chief" is not supposed to be a hitting situation. However, when we've tried everything else, twice, just maybe go my way? I realize you have to listen to a lot of options on the menu before this comes up--Press 4 for the Wild Boys and #*#**8 for the Chief hit.

Nothing more than coincidence, I'm sure(!), but when I sat on the sidelines, the games seemed to go more smoothly. The Birthday Boy Ford Juice Wescott show, representing ARGOSY, made short work of their opponenets time and time again. Damn proud I trained you mofos how to do that!

Let's talk about Sunday. F**k football. I want to play. Do we have game?

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Great f'in AAR Chief!...?Very thorough and accurate...99.9% valid points, even the pointing out that a quiet LJ was not up to par last night...I believe being "lippy" as Jessica calls it is like Sampson's hair for me...

There are a few suffererers of the "The point must must be over Syndrome" that Chief described...i think it is actually making the New England Journal of Medicine as an actual disease...It is the look of "where am I, how is this point still going on"...basically the look half the AWVP has on Saturday and Sunday mornings...Ronin Steve and Atty Scott come to mind along w/ FordTough of suffering from this affliction, although FordTough was bringing the hammer last night, especially later in the evening...

Now, lets be real on the last 2 games of the night...those were games where any pride taken is ridiculous...If Westcott was on the other end of those teams he would have thrown a fit and refused to play before it even started......W/ no exageration here the team had a complete drunk Scott which we all know means he smelled some beer in the air, 2 rookies who maybe get 1 out of every 4 serves in, and if the 1 goes in it is short to the sharks at the net...So give me a break on that "victory"...

There has to be mention of OJ dominating Westcotts serves again and again and again...Good games overall...

Looking forward to redemption on Sunday and Monday...


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There is no football this Sunday - there are no excuses. Saturday college games start, but who cares about a 60-3 blowout when a big12 school kicks some nobody's ass...

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Well, what can I say? If it's fluff or fight, I choose to fight. Maybe not something to be proud of all the time, especially since I myself was once known for a bit of youthful exhuberence:

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I'd like to call out Chief on rarely ever giving me props in these damn AAR's. They're bs filled with politics, and I'm not political like Chief. So fuck these AAR's and start talking about the good I do for the people, because I'm a person of the people and for the people (+ I dominate). Assholes. :D

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yall are fags, get bigger not dumber. 60-3 blowoout, blow this, wild horns are now open for business :bear:




oj you suck deto's two inch cock, open wide babyboy 8)

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