I've personally never quite had the team I ideally would've wanted on a road trip, but I've been proud to serve with every one of them. And those who weren't on the paper roster of the fantasy team have proven themselves worthy, every time.
And those who don't choose to serve with us when things are on the line on the road, where the odds are stacked against us, here we go again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLJ8ILIE780
And again and again until it sinks in. Because every road trip you do, you will face at least 3:1 odds, if not more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM
I will never forget the Pandas who serve with me on the road. And will not forget those who did not. Excuses with what you did on your summer vacation that did not involve playing ball need to be filed in triplicate with the league office: one copy for your permanent file, one for your potential teammates at home, and one for your potential road trip teammates to examine should you change your mind in the future and wish to be considered.
Our (My) motto is that you're only as good as your last play, or at best, your last day in combat on the obstacle du jour. Gotta string em together. But, if want to claim you're the best of the best, and you won't fight on the road, for the glory of the AWVP, which you claim to represent, how good are you?
You can, of course, choose to slaughter the local amateur competition, and consider yourselves the kings of infinite space. But 6 of us are going north to try to do something different. So I'm not sure you'll even be able to do that while we're gone. So catch up on your knitting, romance novels, or whatever it is you wish to do with your summer vacation that doesn't involve fighting. I'm sure your excuses will be quite convincing...
So endeth the sermon for the day. I remain a poopy head, and you like cheese.