AWVP

I am instigating a preseason training camp. those interested must be willing to undergo fierce enstrenuations and be able to whistle through your butt at will. The first part involves a diet regimen which I like to call the "All Caramel Popcorn Diet." This diet is extremely effective and may cause some hallucinations but it will get you to your fighting weight. I shall post the second step in this training plan as soon as I stop seeing 4 of everything.[/b]

When does training begin?
When does training begin?
When does training begin?
When does training begin?

Navy
Navy
Navy
Vany

Ok ok by now you should be feeling quite a bit trimmer and that aching feeling in your teeth and gums should pass in time. Now the next step is an ancient chinese secret known as "the tiger balm ballsack conditioning." Remember you can't be too liberal with the amount you apply to the bottom of your scrotum and you should be jumping around in no time. So easy it should be outlawed. I think it was Confucious who said " Man with balls on fire to his teamates he inspire."

PS: for those who feel the need to criticise the caramel popcorn diet, I say to you, sure and there were those critics out there who had a problem with the "all raw pork diet" and the "amateur blowfish sushi chef diet" but we all know now that those people were completely wrong.

OK, whoever the jackass was who came up with this preseason training program should be dunked in wet cement and dropped off a high bridge. Stop wasting our time with these funny little anecdotes and get on the reall track to water ball domination for crissakes. Apparently none of these muthaf@$&ers really want to hear your damn rambling and the lack of interest obviously shows that they probably don't consider you anything but an outsider.

Pubist,

Actually, we like the training program.

Navy

Yeah, the All Caramel Popcorn Diet is working out quite well for me.

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