How to describe the insdescribable? It's rare that words fail yours truly. This is one of those days. So I'll go with Navy's recent forays into history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W82YyP9nleQ&t=20sI've been there before, just not this year. For those who think there are no laws with flaws or claws, an ancient tool of discipline has been packed in the fight bag for tomorrow--the SUCK HELMET. What is the SUCK HELMET, you may ask? You do not want to find out.
See also, on a similar theme, and also true, the Riata in its infinite wisdom has closed the toilet due to construction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSrOLez2GbEFun day, but if y'all want to play like that again, go for it. I've got players I can turn to, like Jarrod, who have mega tolerance, and can get the job done, and I'm not so bad myself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlyai-wfZLwJuice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b21MQqHthPsWe got Juicescott 2 big wins today!
No Dynasties today--too much suck to go around. Pass the sucky game the left hand side... we go enough suck to go around!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Yg_6NP8IwI'm afraid new bearded Chris is gonna get an unfortunate nickname--Blackbeard was strong. To be replaced by... Puberty, so to his falsetto serve announcement, which, while funny, may have negative nickname connotations...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFzyk0h0JykMiami was in and out of the circle today. Drunk Walrus didn't go sleepies, so there's a first time for everything.
I put in the 5th pole shot of the year today--that's a lotta pole this year. Global polling??
As Wescott has said, sometimes you see a monkey with a butthole saying Aloha--coming or going? Hello or goodbye? I think I know the answer--when you stare into the abyss, and it stares back into you, goodbye discipline, hello chaos. Because Ballchair is abundant and inexplicable--abundant and inexplicable in what, Chief? Ahh, there's the rub.
And that's what makes us different from Dallas! They would've been shocked and appalled at what was done today. But we know Tbone's Rule #1 far better than they do--have FUN. Just remember that there's a mantra that I came up with that predates Rule #1--FUN will take all you've got to give, and ask for more.
The drunk phenomena:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRpJNJgNSzwWell, I suppose if we're gonna run with it, let your lit flags fly. I'll have to admit, it had an old Argosy vibe to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNRYzn9OEd4Just remember, tomorrow, if you drink it, and blow it, you'll be wearing... THE SUCK HELMET, for all to see.
See you tomorrow, you magnificent Pandas!
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