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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:43 am 
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Hold on to your water panties, pandas. The pools have been resurfaced and I believe they are filling the big one via garden hose. So far ladders have not been affixed and are hanging on the outside rails.

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Chief wrote:
So far ladders have not been affixed and are hanging on the outside rails.



Maybe the ladders will remain removable. Hopefully.

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Negative. Ladders will not be removed by a panda. That would bring down the wrath of all that is hater.

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and is now visible to the naked eye. before you know it little hairs will start to grow in the general area and then one day you will accidentally touch yourself...

and I hope this day is this Saturday....I need some Obstacle.

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a fucking water hose? seriously?

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All pandas should visit the obstacle and drain their hoses into the pool for a bit. This will hasten the pool reopening.

Also, it would be disappointing to actually play in a pristine pool and watch the water slowly be replaced by panda's bodily fluids.

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I suggest peeing on yourself and pooring natty on your head instead.

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Did I hear something about a Golden Shower party?

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OJ, I see that you posted your message at 4:20 pm

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The wrong pool is full. I would take the hose out and put it in the only pool that matters, but they'd know who did it.

Spoons upstairs asked if the pool would be ready this weekend & they said "maybe." Which means no.

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I take it the big pool doesn't run into the ball pool anymore.

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It hasn't yet. The waterfall is still there, so maybe by this afternoon someone will either figure out they need to move the hose, or nature will take its course.

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By now the Obstacle should be full. They applied second hose. Worker bees were sighted at the Obstacle this morning. However, Spoons tells me the sad news that it will be another TWO WEEKS until it is open for business.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V17duGlHEYY

2 weeks appears to be the Argosy equivalent of a Friedman Unit--AFU!

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They must be fans of the 80s classic, The Money PIt...

"Two Weeks" everytime time table questions were asked...


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I'll wait 2 weeks, if they make it a heated pool!

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Who the hell is Spoons?

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I think you were at the Riata at the same time as spoons this last sunday

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Cheese. Poop.

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Poop. Cheese.

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Looks like they have problems with the plumbing under the pool. And there was another group of worker bees out there today doing I don't know what

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Stop this negative propaganda. Our troops need cheering up. Put in a word about three haters being killed or something positive.

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