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It now appears that this thread has succumbed to multiple personality disorder.

I detected no poolside progress this morning.

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Plus the progress is not as progressed as I'd had thought. Although the deck boards are in place, nearly half have not been screwed into position. So back to square suck.

I give - worst season ever. Book it.

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New slogan: Progress--Git Some!

I'm afraid we may have to resort to human sacrifice in order induce progress to return

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We'll need a virgin...

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That's not going to be possible with this group

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Hmm... I dunno about that.

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She is obviously talking about me Doc. My purity is well known. :oops:


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bunny wrote:
Hmm... I dunno about that.



Are you saying that you are a virgin?

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She is obviously talking about me Doc. My purity is well known. :oops:


I saw you humping an old weak raccoon one time.


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She is obviously talking about me Doc. My purity is well known. :oops:


I saw you humping an old weak raccoon one time.



You sure you weren't video taping it?

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Dry humping doesn't count!! My essence is still pure!! :?


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Deto wrote:
Dry humping doesn't count!! My essence is still pure!! :?



I think we need to work on your definition of "essence" and "pure"

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O.k. then, what about Chief? :P


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Deto, it's 11:30--have you been drinking again?

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Hey, wasn't Navy supposed to be helping us with our progress?? Where's that silly sailor? :roll:


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Shamed by the loss of his avatar mojo, no doubt.

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If you couldn't tell, Chief has an avatar again.


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DISAPPOINTED!!!

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I just tried to upload a gladiator for ya Chief. Something's weird. Maybe cause you're logged in right now.


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There it goes. You want that one?


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Looks good

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Progress:
- Deck is done. Period.
- New metal fence runs the length of the south end of the pool
- Pool monkey is filling cracks (better get over there jim) and sand blasting pool walls for new surface.
- Chief is a big poopy head.
- We don't permit virgins - not for for long that is.
- Most of us like cheese.
- The avitar melt down of 07 is shocking

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Yes, I saw some sort of machine at work. This looks promising for next weekend. In Argosy terms, right on time!

Now, what plans should we have for the Grand Reopening?

I for sure want Optimus and Panda(the bear, not my cat) to be present, so release the hostages, Pants!

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Progress is not always a good thing.

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Cryptic, but I think the Sailor would disagree:

Here's the course in Advanced Progress: All progress is good. Something that is termed progress but has bad results is false progress, and by definition, not progress at all. A mixed outcome indicates that the struggle between progressive and regressive elements has yet to be resolved.

I hope that clears things up.

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i'm more worried about the avator situation, cause chief that new one doesn't do you any justice. it's gay :oops:

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Navy wrote:
Progress:
- Deck is done. Period.
- New metal fence runs the length of the south end of the pool
- Pool monkey is filling cracks (better get over there jim) and sand blasting pool walls for new surface.
- Chief is a big poopy head.
- We don't permit virgins - not for for long that is.
- Most of us like cheese.
- The avitar melt down of 07 is shocking


Sailor, please... you are out of your element :roll:

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Hmm... I dunno about that.



Are you saying that you are a virgin?


I'm as pure as grain alcohol and rain water.

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Hmm......I dunno about that. :roll:


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