AWVP

First game of the season was January 1, 2006.

The phrase "brown trout" entered the AWVP vocabulary. A brown trout is defined as a piece of brown poo that is in the water. To spawn a brown trout is to take a poo in water. Brown trouts in toilet water are quite common, and only somewhat shocking. However, a brown trout in a swimming pool tends fill people with rage and horror. OJ ate an imposter brown trout that was in the pool this season. It turned out to be a Baby Ruth.

The Wild Tattoo Creep Show barreled through Europe.

Jim Back ran on the pool deck and slipped and fell and hit his nuts on a lounge chair.

We learned the importance of cleaning up the pool area before we leave.

An orb landed on the Argosy surveillance camera and pointed it up at the sky, and it is still pointing at the sky as far as I know.

The AWVP headquarters moved to a new location.

Products such as fivefinger footwear and wetsuit undergear were introduced and shit, they are good products.

oh please, who wants to play this weekend?

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