Garbled communications from inside the orifice suggest a desire to be rescued by a firehose. I suggest the firehose may not be entirely practical and, instead, offer this possibility:
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| Author: | Guest [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | This Just In! |
There have been reports that a small person standing about 5'2" has been trapped in the orifice of a fat lady. His identity is not being released at this moment. It is not clear what methods are being used to save the poor soul. Some members of the community have already expressed outrage. |
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| Author: | Buck [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:19 pm ] |
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I have been receiving electronic communication messages from the trapped individual. The individual apparently has a laptop in there as well. We are currently attempting to obtain information about the type of internet connection used. If it is an ethernet cord, the chances of survival look promising. |
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| Author: | benzno [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Rescue Equipment |
Garbled communications from inside the orifice suggest a desire to be rescued by a firehose. I suggest the firehose may not be entirely practical and, instead, offer this possibility:
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| Author: | p [ Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:47 pm ] |
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Proof that Farrington is involved: 
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| Author: | Navy [ Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Free Doc! |
FREE DOC! SEND IN THE SEALS, SHARKS WITH LASER BEAMS AND A GOAT! Navy 
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