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Chief

Post subject: ANSWER to all conspiracies revealed!

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:57 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXUPpCKTtkc

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WhiteChocolateDocShizzle

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:47 am

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The glasses, the guitar, and the red, well whatever the hell those cloths are. I am not so sure any more that I want to be a "Real American Man" .

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:55 pm

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Then I have an alternative plan for you to prove your allegiance--call it "Doc Shizzle, Agent 00.7":

Phase 1 Infiltrate UT intramural watervolleyball
Phase 2 Let them know Camelot lies just over the horizon
Phase 3 Invite their winning team (or any team willing) to come to Camelot
Phase 4 The guests will be feted, then slaughtered.

Phase 5 Profit

GENIUS!!!

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WhiteChocolateDocShizzle

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:13 pm

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I don't think there is much to infiltrate right now

any plan until then

also I am starting to not look like an undergrad anymore so infiltrating will be difficult. Maybe I need one of those glasses with a fake nose and mustache connected.

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Chief

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:38 pm

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The main advantage is UT attendance, which gets you pool access. When they start up, all you have to do is sit poolside and listen to their rock and roll as long as your old ears can take it. We can harvest new recruits either individually, or in groups. Maybe post a couple of waterproof stickers!

You should fit in just fine if you bring along a copy of Maxim magazine & some Glitterbug products. Consult Wescott panda for further tips. Speaking of which, all you other pandas who are still (?) at UT should get on board for this project! Sheriff, Pirate, I'm talking to you!!!

I need to keep the Obstacle filled with fresh souls, and bathe in the blood of young watervollleyball virgins, or I might actually grow old, and we can't have that!

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Navy

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:04 pm

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New Oliver Stone 9/11 Film Introduces 'Single Plane' Theory:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51367

Mike

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Chief

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:13 pm

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Back and to the left...

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WhiteChocolateDocShizzle

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:01 pm

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Back and to the left ....
reminds me of my spike on you
the one that you have blotted out of your memory

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Chief

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:38 pm

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It's amazing what they can do with doctored footage these days. Trust nothing, not even your own senses. Got spiked on by Doc is a mind control experiment--don't believe.

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WhiteChocolateDocShizzle

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:18 pm

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I wish there was footage. .

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Navy

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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:53 pm

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There was footage. The camara was rolling from about 6' up.

MIKE!

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WhiteChocolateDocShizzle

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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:57 pm

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Yes, the top of the net is indeed below 6'.

DOC!

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Chief

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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:34 pm

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from the waterline?

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