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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:35 am 
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Ok you fuckwads of the NW.

suuuuuuure, you advertise water volleyball.

suure, you have helpful people that photocopy your id and then neglect to give it back to you.

what you don't fucking have is game. at all. In my town, a 7-9pm advertised game would have people salivating and drinking natties at 6:45pm, jumping up and down, marching up and down the square, attempting to remove the buoys from the pool. Especially in the middle of the off-season.

What you have is geriatric people walking up and down your obstacle with a net hanging on the wall. HANGING ON THE MOFUGGIN WALL.

I waited until 7:30. Not a single koala, let alone panda showed up at the mofo. The net stayed on the wall.

Thanks for making me spend $50 on cab fare to get to your fucking non-existent game, you non watervolleyball playing fux.

Send me a message if you are really are going to play and want your world to change.

pissed in portLAND <-- heavy on the land, you obviously don't understand watersport.


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They must have received word of your impending arrival and subsequent beatdown. What good is a net on a wall?

Did you at least pee in their waters?

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Did you bring Natties? They may not have understood what was expected without there having been Natties.

Portland = Commie koala coon cats.

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The Marquis de Faggotry tried similar tactics of avoidance.

Next time take pre-emptive action--take net off wall, assemble on obstacle, acquire orb, and begin marching up and down the square. This time you will have to be satisfied with presenting them with a virtual psychic beatdown.

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