AWVP

Nothing better than the question: "So, will there be good games today?" to make sure there's less chance that there will be. And hey, the Dallas Challenge is about a month away.

AWOL players: Dub Javi Rafaa Taz Scotty LJ. Forf excused duty. Wow, that's like an entire starting lineup.

I've got a great idea. Since training and trigger time are overrated, maybe just don't play at all between now and Dallas. Want to make sure you're super rested.

I'm gonna call starting Dallas A the Dead Parrots!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnciwwsvNcc

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Chief

Death from above! Fire down below!

Sirs,

I understand that there is an upcoming Dallas event? Which I understand that; The team from Austin is 0-3. These are my candid thoughts about what should happen. Five bigs one point guard. PG Jess. 5 Bigs: Dub, Attorney Scott, Cuban, New York and Javi.

The other squad: Dan, Dolly Parton, USN, Chef, Chevy and Little Jesus.

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Ladd put that pipe down.

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Ladd put that pipe down.

Austin brings smaller teams, that drink before fights, come in overconfident, and can't finish the fight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM9wWtHozCM&t=230s

Why that happens remains a mystery, because my autopsies and recommendations are buried.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpO0OV4mfvo&t=21s

Luckily, this year, my duties keep me where I belong. In the rear with the gear!

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Chief

Death from above! Fire down below!