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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:55 pm 
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You may or may not have heard, but there is a new chief in town this upcoming week. Starting Sunday I will be in charge of AWVP World Headquaters. My goal is simple: keep it clean and fun. Any act of boobatery, squatting, or sharking will not be tolerated. This a different kind of kindgom: don't mess with big dudes. The following are rules for the next week, followed by a schudule of events for the week.

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1. No Deto
2. No Crackheads
3. Do un to others as you would want done to you
4. Headquaters closes 11P
5. If you play you bring atleast a 6 pack of beer, no cheap motherfuckers
6. Ice is also required
7. Proper swim attire
8. No gay or preverted gustures
9. No running


Schudule:

8/24- Super Sunday- live games at Argosy 5:00-9:00
8/25- MNF- please bring snacks
8/26- Closed
8/27- WW- wear you funniest water panties
8/28- BT- Back Thursday; all teams will be decided by Back Chief
8/29- Back Chief Appreciation Day at Pluckers South
8/30- Slizzing Saturday 2-6P; UT game at World Head Quaters
8/31- Live games at Argosy 5-9P.

If you have any questions please let me know :prayer: :bear: The back has spoken.

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ball tonight?

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No Nick not tonight

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awwwwwwwwwwwww c'mon

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Sir, please read rule 7. That should answer you question?

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Another BA- Back Advantage is that the website will be monitored 24/7 for reckless rif-raf.

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I sense a power trip coming on :roll:

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Hey little guy. Do you need a hug 8)

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Tony Siragusa wrote:
Hey little guy. Do you need a hug 8)


:lol: . Tony, please!

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Another BA- Back Advantage is that the website will be monitored 24/7 for reckless rif-raf.


:lol:

I think you did a great job out there Chief. Despite early faggottry levels and a very drunk set of pandas to work with, you managed to mold us into a collective unit of attempted water volleyball players.

And you do fill out the robe quite nicely, sir.

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Update on the ticker


God, we look so legit! :bear:

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Another BA- Back Advantage is that the website will be monitored 24/7 for reckless rif-raf.


:lol:

I think you did a great job out there Chief. Despite early faggottry levels and a very drunk set of pandas to work with, you managed to mold us into a collective unit of attempted water volleyball players.

And you do fill out the robe quite nicely, sir.


Dude it's going to be so confusing when he gets back; I like the name chief and I'm really enjoying the job. I'm thinking about quitting my job and doing this full time. I don't understand what he is always bitching about; well I guess it was easy because a certain someone is protesting the Back Kingdom. The man I'm referring is simply know as "The Deto".

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I like the Back Chief. Great Job!

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