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Creepy
 Post subject: AWVP Compound
PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:51 pm 
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Anybody have lots of money they want to spend on an AWVP compound?


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A pool with a net

Natty beer taps within reaching distance of the pool...no more cans, evolving to mugs

midgets dressed as pandas that retrieve stray orbs

lots of windmills

geese, peacocks, and other guard animals for security

an arsenal of assault rifles, rpgs, and various other firearms for emergencies

council of elders meeting hall / erotic dancing hall
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no geese. I had a bad experience with a flock of geese, don't want to talk about it. they're nasty creatures. likely to take over obstacle and prevent game from happening.

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yeah, geese are mean. water animals could be a problem...especially if we adopt a family of crocodiles or something.
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But it does provide some interesting potential for getting people in/out of water quickly, not to mention, Mr. Burns moments:

Shizzle, release the crocs

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looks like some naughty business is happening in that picture

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more features:

a giant replica of optimus at the gate

a library

no alarm clocks

free-range chickens and goats

fruit trees
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