Dan's editing powers have doubled since our last ceremony:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvTa1vxmY3M
I'm told new videos will show Dan jumping!
But if we don't have an awards ceremony, how will we see his achievements?
You have great partying powers, and passion for the game, Pandas. But you do not use them, to attend an awards ceremony...
Slack, and diaspora, while attractive, are the enemies of this league. Unity is our best ally:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucgU2DJlBiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toAEQTsidvg
Or, you can join another Jim Back approved league:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0dWo31hwpI
Let me ask you this: why are you willing to gather for Big Boy Games, but not to gather in the off season to talk about how we can have more Big Boy Games and otherwise improve the league next year?
Of course, I can understand why you would want to keep the current dictator in charge:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkJA1rb8Nxo
If you choose to eschew an awards ceremony, I submit to you that you are tacitly acceding to the status quo ante of this league, supporting your Dear Leader(s), renouncing the ability to say they are poopy heads, as well as your love for cheese. You can trust that I will make the informed unilateral decisions that I always have, for your own good.
Except this time, I will be supported by at least one other informed opinion, in that he is the only other player who has confirmed attendance at a 2014 awards ceremony.
Private Pyle is born again hard. His new AWVP nickname is Co-Dictator Dan Jump Gud.
Please commit it to memory, and respond about availability for the upcoming awards ceremony.