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 Forum: After Action Reports   Topic: The Epic Fall of La Mirage

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:20 pm 

Replies: 24
Views: 4057


Oh, we have staggering down.

Navy

 Forum: After Action Reports   Topic: Word to the wise

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:18 pm 

Replies: 9
Views: 2078


Work at the Obstacle includes the destruction of foliage around the sacred source of Obstacle Falls. This formerly useless other pool will now have retards, kids and fat chicks all sunning themselves far from our dangerous activities. However, the downside of the deforestation of Argosy is less soun...

 Forum: After Action Reports   Topic: The Epic Fall of La Mirage

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:35 am 

Replies: 24
Views: 4057


Lets send in Deto to take a fucking flamethrower to the place.

What's for lunch? I still want that beer.

Navy

 Forum: After Action Reports   Topic: The Epic Fall of La Mirage

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:45 am 

Replies: 24
Views: 4057


Shocking.

Navy

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: Big Thursday Roll Call

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:06 pm 

Replies: 9
Views: 2150


This vet has been traveling, fucking, getting sick, traveling again, getting better, fucking some more, etc.

Argosy, open the fucking pool so I can get wet.

Navy

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: Public Apology

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:30 am 

Replies: 26
Views: 5159


Sound like they were hitting on you. Next they busted out with how many movers does it take to scew in a lightbulb.... Also confusing I'm sure.

Navy

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: Public Apology

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:21 pm 

Replies: 26
Views: 5159


Fuck, and I'm still waiting for a beer.

Navy

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: Public Apology

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:15 pm 

Replies: 26
Views: 5159


So then, is now a good time to ask for a BJ? I have this friend named chief that could really use.....

Navy

 Forum: After Action Reports   Topic: Progress

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:21 am 

Replies: 59
Views: 10067


What is the new status? I have my voice back and I'm not in Maine. I could kill for some argosy ball.

Navy

PS > Jim, is that my beer?

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: Public Apology

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:41 am 

Replies: 26
Views: 5159


Is now a bad time to ask for a beer?

Navy

 Forum: After Action Reports   Topic: mid week AAR

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:49 pm 

Replies: 8
Views: 2232


Did you check to make sure the x-rays were American and not some cheap foreign made Y-rays?

Dear god man! You could have a broken ass part and those fuckers are looking at your damn finger through a telescope made of Chow Mein!

Hell it wasn't even chicken in the god damn bag!

NAVY!

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: Where to this weekend?

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:42 pm 

Replies: 12
Views: 2598


No, yours would! Sheesh!

Navy

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: Building the league

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:11 pm 

Replies: 7
Views: 1899


You want to check their prostates? That's Jim's job you bastard!

Navy

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: Where to this weekend?

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:40 pm 

Replies: 12
Views: 2598


Ahhhh yes the famed, drunken jaunt to Giza! We played like Pharos, intoxicated with power and the sweet spiced beer of the laborers. No wonder Marc Antony was seduced by that magical pool. "Send more whores and goats," we would shout with laughter. Ha ha!

You talk'n bout that time Chief?
Navy

 Forum: After Action Reports   Topic: Weekend AAR

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:13 am 

Replies: 7
Views: 1891


To learn more about this important case law read Pot v. Kettle at:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pot_v._Kettle

Navy

 Forum: After Action Reports   Topic: Has Anyone Seen Gaylord

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:34 pm 

Replies: 6
Views: 1805


No. We've just returned to a previous low. Sort of an oscillation really.

Wheeeeeee!

Navy

 Forum: After Action Reports   Topic: Has Anyone Seen Gaylord

Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:10 pm 

Replies: 6
Views: 1805


Yeah, what ever did happen to Gaylord?

Navy

 Forum: Recommendations   Topic: Chief will not need a wheel chair some day....

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:47 pm 

Replies: 12
Views: 4011


...He will need this:

http://www.cruzincooler.com/

Navy

 Forum: After Action Reports   Topic: OBSTACLE UPDATE

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:21 pm 

Replies: 26
Views: 4392


The Argosy will not fall due to a couple of ladders. We will rely on the adaptive powers of the Panda to see us through these dark days.

Navy

 Forum: After Action Reports   Topic: OBSTACLE UPDATE

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:52 am 

Replies: 26
Views: 4392


The Argosy must be planning for Chief’s golden years. I had a long look at these ladders and they are permanent. The only question now is: are they in or out?

All in all, the obstacle is a sad, sad sight.

Navy sad.

 Forum: Haikus and Beyond   Topic: Lament in song

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:49 pm 

Replies: 2
Views: 1372


I just saw fags in latex. But then again, I haven't been drinking. Hummm, maybe the more you drink the more you see vballs. Say I'm thinking of shrimp, or a plate of shrimp....

Navy

 Forum: After Action Reports   Topic: OBSTACLE UPDATE

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:50 pm 

Replies: 26
Views: 4392


There goes 20 years of urine.

Navy

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: Last DAY @ Obstacle BBQ

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:52 am 

Replies: 8
Views: 2031


Great games everyone. We sent the old gray lady out in style!

Navy

 Forum: After Action Reports   Topic: Sailor Nation

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:40 pm 

Replies: 18
Views: 3653


More glorious prose from the sultan of sentence structure… the poctar of punctuation… the venus mons of vocabulary….. ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please put you hands over your eyes. It’s Gregggggggg Peeppppperrrrrrrrsssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shocking I say, shocking.

Navy

 Forum: After Action Reports   Topic: Sailor Nation

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:13 pm 

Replies: 18
Views: 3653


Say what you want about me but leave Deto alone. He called me out for being an asshole when I needed it most. Thanks Brandon. You're a better friend than you know.

Navy

 Forum: Species Evolution   Topic: ANSWER to all conspiracies revealed!

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:53 pm 

Replies: 12
Views: 2387


There was footage. The camara was rolling from about 6' up.

MIKE!

 Forum: Recommendations   Topic: This time, it's LEGAL

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:36 pm 

Replies: 6
Views: 1674


Yes, and you don't want to know what register Jim will make you sign.

Mike

 Forum: Species Evolution   Topic: ANSWER to all conspiracies revealed!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:04 pm 

Replies: 12
Views: 2387


New Oliver Stone 9/11 Film Introduces 'Single Plane' Theory:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51367


Mike

 Forum: Recommendations   Topic: This time, it's LEGAL

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:59 pm 

Replies: 6
Views: 1674


Jim Back can then put the stamp of GAY on it too.

Mike

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: AWARD WINNERS

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:16 pm 

Replies: 37
Views: 6424


Slightly less exaggerated than your skill.

Mike
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