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 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: Benzno's Last Rodeo

 Post subject: Benzno's Last Rodeo
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:34 pm 

Replies: 20
Views: 3663


http://www.talltree.com/neumanborg.png Well bitches, this is it. I'm outta here. I took the Microsoft job and I'm gone. I'm afraid I won't get much game up in Washington right away, but with global warming, who knows what's possible? So anyway, there will be beer. Let's meet up at Lala's on the 24t...

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: AWVP Awards 2006

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:17 pm 

Replies: 64
Views: 12654


You're gonna hafta *get* one of those "life" things in order to qualify.

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: AWVP Awards 2006

 Post subject: Awards are awardable
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:38 pm 

Replies: 64
Views: 12654


The awards have been lovingly drunk, rinsed, glued & screwed and are now in my shop enjoying a cigarette.

It now falls onto you bozos not to award them all to Chief.

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: miraculous quesadilla with panda bear image

 Post subject: I need a new line of work
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:15 pm 

Replies: 4
Views: 1452


The thing sold for $16. I need a new line of work.

 Forum: Species Evolution   Topic: Normal people

 Post subject: Normal people
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:40 pm 

Replies: 0
Views: 724


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: AWVP Awards 2006

 Post subject: Let the gods decide
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:38 pm 

Replies: 64
Views: 12654


20 is too many. But there are several of these awards that probably will not have a clear winner.

And we're all about decisiveness. If, after the votes are tallied, some of the award categories lack clear winners, we shelve that trophy for next year.

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: Here's one

 Post subject: Here's one
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:14 pm 

Replies: 2
Views: 877


New award category: "Greatest Show on Surf" - to the player most likely to make the highlight reel or injure themselves trying.

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: AWVP Awards 2006

 Post subject: WTF Happened?
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:00 pm 

Replies: 64
Views: 12654


How'd it get to be November and what drunk ass thinks that I actually improved this year? Hell no. I was better last year. Before The Injury. Don't you remember, a fielding, setting, passing spiking machine I was! Yes indeed, that's how I see it. In any case, I'm not so fond of the "Most Improved" d...

 Forum: Species Evolution   Topic: This Just In!

 Post subject: Rescue Equipment
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:00 pm 

Replies: 4
Views: 1225


Garbled communications from inside the orifice suggest a desire to be rescued by a firehose. I suggest the firehose may not be entirely practical and, instead, offer this possibility:

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 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: 2005 Season Wrapup

 Post subject: Wrapup party
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:58 am 

Replies: 6
Views: 2130


I think we need to get on with the end-of-season party pronto. Last time we had it so late I had forgotten the whole season by the time the event actually happened.

Manner of fact, I think I've forgotten this season already too...

 Forum: Water Volleyball   Topic: BT

 Post subject: BT
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:37 am 

Replies: 15
Views: 3850


I'm out. I seem to have contracted ebola in addition to my other infirmities.

 Forum: Species Evolution   Topic: Who dares approach the god of the forum?

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:49 pm 

Replies: 4
Views: 1974


Okay bitches, I believe I have the techincal skills necessary to use this confounded apparatus.
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